two thousand niner bitches

i'm not too big on making new year's resolutions. actually... that's not true. i'm great at making them, but absolutely terrible at keeping them.

so i've set my sights pretty low this year. i'm not pledging any drastic lifestyle changes or resolving to be a better person. i'm pretty content staying a terrible person for the time being. however, i tried to start writing a blog back in july and it never came to fruition. i had a few partial tournament reports and never completed or published any of them. hopefully i am able to publish this shit regularly this year. so here it is... episode one of a hopefully long running comedy of errors.

poker is certainly going to be a running theme... so this might not be for that interesting for many/most people. there will be other tasty nuggets of interest i'm sure... as anyone who knows me knows well that i have a knack for getting into some serious shenanigans. way too much funny shit happens in my life to not document some of it.

so it begins... every minute is a movie. unfortunately i spent a sloppy, slovenly day recovering from NYE on my couch today. maybe not EVERY minute's a movie. gonna play some online tourneys this weekend and then i'll be at borgata for the duration of the winter open starting 1/13. the goal is to have at least a couple more posts up by then.

one last thing... i want to give a shoutout to my boy Jeffrey V Korn. his Gamblero blog on this site is in large part my inspiration for writing this one. check it out here http://jeffreyvkorn.blogspot.com/.